Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetimines...
I am so smart...S M R T.. I mean, S M A R T
Beavis and Butthead...anal electricution
Beavis and Butthead...anal report
And then you woke up!
If you're such an angel...why are you such a brat?!
Jeff Healey, Angel Eyes clip
I am very angry!!
We interrupt this program to annoy you.
I see you shiver...with anticipation.
To start press any key. Where's the Anykey?
Does this mean we aren't friends anymore?
I say if you're going to feel like a pervert...you should act like a pervert
Just a suggestion...when you're telling these stories make sure they have a *point* to them.
Is it wrong that I was totally aroused by that?
Speedy Gonzales... ARRIBA!
Tim Allen. Arugh?!
Ugh!! AS IF!!
You have to ask me nicely.
Darth Vader.. As You Wish.
Eeyore. It's not much of a tail, but I'm kinda attached to it.
Don't give me that attitude I have one of my own!!
Johnny Bravo Aw dang!
Aw fooey!!
Aww crap!
What are you babbling about?!
Pepe Le Pew.. BABYDOLL!
My bologna has a first name...it's H O M E R
That man couldn't get laid in a whore house of monkeys..with a bag of bananas under his arm.
Daffy Duck. C'mon now, don't be bashful!

Baby I'm the big bad wolf.
My friend..don't be a jerk.
The Tick I must be all that I can be!
The Terminator. I'll be back.
From now on...I'm gonna be bad.
Darth Vader. I've been waiting for you...
Pooh Now, could you point me towards the bees, please?
I wanna hear you beg!!
Please...be gentle. Or if you wish, rough!
Ohhh behave! Yeah baby!
Oh quit your belly achin!
If you can't somethin nice..don't say nuthin at all.
Think of me when you're having the best sex of your life!
Darth Vader. What is thy bidding?
Come here and give me a hug!
Another one bites the dust...
You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed..?
Monty Python clip..the Black Knite.
Pooh. Why..I'm a little black rain cloud of course.
Tigger. Where are you blokes?!
This place blows!!
Beavis. BONSAI!!!!
It's so boring!
Where are your brains..in your a**?
Darth Vader breathing.
Bugs Bunny. GET ME OUTTA HERE!
Fasten your seatbelts. We're in for a bumpy night.
Johnny Bravo. *BURP* Excuse you hunny.
Do you believe the cajones on that guy?!
Ch icken clucking song

There's no point in being grown up if you cant be childish somtimes.
You go now.. chop chop.. holy a** out of here.
I was totally clueless...
You're as clumsy as you are stupid.
Take off your clothes and c'mon in!
What have we got here, a f**king comedian.
I'm sorry I'm confused.
The more contact I have with humans, the more I learn.
I'm a victim of circumstances!
Get outta town...I didn't know you did anything creative.
I'm crushing your head!
Did you see that cute butt?! WooHoo!!
I don't deal with psychos.
This calls for immediate discussion!
I didn't do anything!!
Eww..my lips touched dog lips..
Don't listen to him. He's a nice guy but he's not all there...
Ah baby! I'll make your dreams come true!
Thank you. Please drive thru.
Don't make me destroy you...
Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?
Evil giggle.
Exsqeeze me? Baking powder?
Hello...I'm the happy fairy...
You fargin sneaky bastages..!
You just made a fatal mistake Mr. Candya**!!
You fat bloated idiot!!
Why don't you dip yourself in flour and make a skank biscuit?!
You weak pathetic fool.
You're the best friends anybody ever had.